Thursday, January 19, 2006

It's All Happening At the Zoo

Pandas rock the house reverse-cowgirl style in Thailand

Update: "The pandas are very happy. For the last two days, they have made love together," said Rossukhon Chuicomwong, head of public relations for the Chiang Mai Zoo....

The Thai press on Wednesday was filled with photos of the black and white bears mating. Hundreds of visitors gathered at the zoo to watch the ritual, which officials expect will continue for two or three days.

More: "She is ready. But the male panda is inexperienced.

"We believed yesterday's mating was his first one. He needs more experience."...

Dr Kannika says Lin Hui will probably not become pregnant from their initial romantic coupling.

"A successful mating requires at least two minutes," she said. "But we learned that Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui parted just after 30 seconds."

Update: Bin Laden Offers Truce While Pandas Do the Dirt


Blogger Will Powers said...

That's a funny photo! Made me smile, thanks.

January 19, 2006 6:06 PM  
Blogger Jack Michaels said...

Wow..who knew that Ace had so much in common with young male pandas?

You learn something new everday on Link Mecca.

January 19, 2006 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait . . . they say they have been making love for two days but only did the dirty deed once for 30 seconds? So, that was 47 hours, 59 1/2 minutes of foreplay???

January 19, 2006 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the male just needs some panda porn:

"Breeders and biologists often experience difficulty in inducing captive pandas to mate, threatening their already diminished population. This problem may stem from the captive bears' lack of experience. To circumvent this difficulty, some keepers of the bears in China have shown "pornographic / educational" videos to the bears containing footage of mating pandas. The bears are sufficiently stimulated from the videos to engage in reproductive activity." (from Wikipedia)

January 19, 2006 9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But look at the picture-- how can you see anything?

January 19, 2006 10:00 PM  
Anonymous someone said...

So that's where Ace went.

January 20, 2006 12:28 AM  
Anonymous harrison said...

( cue jazz guitar...)

January 20, 2006 12:57 AM  
Blogger Attila said...

anonymous, that was actually about 24 hours of telling her how good it was going to be and about 23 hours, 59-1/2 minutes of sleeping afterwards.

January 20, 2006 11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was actually about 24 hours of telling her how good it was going to be and about 23 hours, 59-1/2 minutes of sleeping afterwards.


January 20, 2006 11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a PandaCam. I want to see if they are doing it again. Doing it like Chuang Chuang - 30 seconds or less. lol!

January 20, 2006 3:49 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Wow, people sure had a lot more to say about panda-fucking than all that Iran stuff.

January 20, 2006 10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very few, if anyone, have been to Iran. But, everyone has been to the zoo.

January 21, 2006 10:02 AM  

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