Friday, January 20, 2006

Celebrity Sorbet

Crap to cleanse the blog palate


Sexy Grandma: NC-17 for BI2

Actress Sharon Stone's sexy sequel to Basic Instinct has been hit with an NC-17 rating in America for graphic sexual content, including an orgy and a threesome....

Producers have returned to the editing suite to tone down the controversial scenes in a bid to score a more audience-friendly rating.

Sexy Grandpa: Ford Sets Deadline for Indy 4

"[I]f it doesn't happen in the next two years we should all forget it."

Globes Mop-Up: Gay Cowboy Gives Himself the Clap

"[S]he said, 'It's OK honey, it's OK!' and she calmed me down."

More: Take It Easy, Champ. Why Don't You Stop Talking for Awhile?

Glick on Globes: "Cool" Anti-Semitism Is In!

The sight of the Jewish American diva Sarah Jessica Parker, of Sex in the City fame, excitedly announcing that a film which glorifies the mass murder of Jews in Israel was the big winner for 2005 only served to demonstrate how deep this trivialization of evil now runs.

Scarlett Fever Makes Johansson's Mom Sick

"She said she looked like a member of the 'Baywatch' cast. Mel feels Scarlett tried a little too hard to show off her figure - to the point where she was almost bursting out of her dress."

More: Johansson Credits Tennis for "Taut Legs," "Great Butt"

Paris Can't Find London

Asked, by Graff's lawyer, if she was aware that UK tabloids had picked up the story from the Post, Hilton responds "No... there is stuff in London," at which point her own attorney, Larry Klein, points out, "London is a UK publication." Hilton then retorts, "Right. UK. Whatever."

Cobain's Daughter Rebels: Big Fan of Mainstream Crap

In an interview with i-D magazine, Frances Bean lists her favourite shows as Laguna Beach and American Idol and professes her love for Honey hitmaker [Mariah] Carey.

"Commander in Chief" Bogged Down in Nielsen Quagmire

3 Comments:

Anonymous someone said...

Can a gratuitous Geena Davis butt shot be far off?

January 20, 2006 1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are they interviewing Francis Cobain? Because she had a selfish fucked up father and a selfish fucked up mother? She is only 13 y/o. The less she has in common with her parents, the better for her.

January 20, 2006 5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it have been 'cool' if Sarah Jessica Parker said something like, "Oh, I can't present this award to this film"?

*sigh*

Talk about a Hollywood ending where all's well with the world.

January 20, 2006 6:39 AM  

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